Bali! After one year of waiting...

It's been awhile again. Because there's alot to be said, I'm gonna try the beat style of writing like Jack Kerouac. Here it goes...

Kakadu-
Me and 2 Taiwanese FOB friends drove in a $2000 no air con car sweating like pigs under the hot Darwin sun Caravan park camping bbq cheap kangaroo sausages many areas to see in Kakadu ancient rock art by Indigenous people Lord of the Ring like high plane views greens and wetlands weird animals crocodiles in all water so advised to not swim in any water except for swimming pools Darwin has many crocs and snakes and all sorts of dangerous goodies tranquil hot sometimes mosquitos sandflies flies they have their own hoods I hate sandflies the most as I have mentioned many times wild forest fires at night dramatic firey colours while photographed from the empty road learned about aboriginal cultures in cultural centres and feeling intrusive of their land from my visit as there are still restricted areas with sacred spots and possibly homes beautiful country as they refer to their areas as their own countries would have loved alot more time but drove back so I can go to work in the factory like 5 star chain hotel at 2pm which was very very weird.

Bali-
On plane realized visa had problem o no had to panick for an hour during line up at custom guessing I might have to be sent back to Oz my turn and I was sent to the immigration office crying a little and then was offered a bribe of $300 US upset and wasn't thinking straight without a good friend to advise but a friend I knew for only 1 week I handed the money didn't feel good about losing it but it's better than getting sent back and money can get away with alot of things especially in third world country should have bargained though upset about this and being in busy Kuta was overwhelming local sellers were annoying No I'm not fuking Japanese stop talking Japanese to me No thank you go away please You just took $300Us from me stop trying to take more from me the poor little tourist like they can smell fresh meat from far but we could adjust quickly accommodation at tunjung was great swimming pool love balinese architecture offering smiles culture nature sun moon different than Oz crazy traffic rented scooter for 2 days me and my friend don't really get along to begin with but I try to handle it many times I wanted to ask to separate to have our own trips beach water dirty construction sea temple heart expansion connected in centre gotta love temples balinese dances are sacred and traditional felt like royalty watching them and they sure ain't cheap compared to the cost of living here amazing how they preserve culture so well partying in kuta clubs are great music very good not lame like Oz but bad company just bumping no dancing she looked around and we had no party connection stupid wanted to go home early another time went with a guy from surf shop had a blast drinking local arak palm wine drinks got super trashed at reggaeton dance hall night guy kissed me no feeling boo for me food is usually fried rice or noodle under indonesian menu but real local food has so much more to offer not happy with my friend wanted to meet more local people some speak to me out of friendliness others want to sell or hook up but when I got to Ubud I found out Balinese only have one partner in life and never change bf/gf very different culture so Kuta crazy guys are from Java or other regions local boy has been taking me out paying for me which is ridiculous bc they are poor and I'm the rich queen here now boy has fallen in love with me and first time for him not sure of what to do with himself at first me sympathy now I want to leave Ubud because he doesn't understand that I don't feel the same way and keep pushing maybe you will change your mind tomorrow don't be in denial love hurts well no he doesn't understand any relationship stuff I love Ubud very artistic and mellow but how can I enjoy it here now with that awkward situation and he can drive around and find me easily o yes too many tours tired of driving around looking at touristy spots o yes very beautiful ah have an expensive tourist drink or meal and keep driving maybe people rip us off and friend not making me feel better with situations with prices she's a condescending bitch sometimes with expectations from me and she's not so interesting in my book FOBBY and not my cup of tea but don't give me freaking attitude Are we going to do this or just stand here? You do what you want so get impatient with me many times wanted to tell her off but now we try to get along sometimes not so bad like when I first met her she can get stingy and worry about getting ripped off by a few dollars my vacation me don't want no trouble over a fuking dollar ok I think I'm beat boxing here too much abou this o forgot about massages many don't meet a good standard but nice setting and cheap I miss thai massage men here are friendly maybe I should pick a store with a cuter guy because it seems like I can get anyone I want here but what happened to one partner for life or wanting to find foreign girl to get out of Bali motorbike with no helmet while insurance no extended but now it is so no worries if I die my family rich haha my accommodation very beautiful now but want to leave Ubud not sure where to go or would meet its and Kuta's standard...update later it's 2:35 at night.